J. Hoos

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. Hoos.

by whoop123whoop123 January 26, 2023

Grandmaster J

A true African American leader. An inspiration for positive.

That dude’s is a grandmaster J.

by Truth says December 13, 2020

ros-j

A variation of the blowjob. While the participant is going to town, she uses one hand to caress the jewels and the other to throw up rose petals like rice at a wedding.

"So did you buy her flowers?"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"

by paleking69 December 5, 2021

j

Abbreviation for “just”

I j can’t believe you’d do that!

J venmo the money and I’ll cover dinner.

by the one that’s NOT a hoe June 27, 2020

J. Paul Givey

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.

I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!

by QuacksO July 1, 2020

J Guri

A god.

"Who the fuck is J Guri?"

by JGuri March 19, 2021

Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.

“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”

by Betty1847 November 25, 2021