Death

Oooo... Yeah... In retrospect, that doesn't sound very good...

Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023

death weave

When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change

Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.

by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005

death rattle

the sound of a penis being tossed around in a vacuum cleaner

lad 1: What was that sound
lad 2: oh just a death rattle
lad 1: oohhh, so his penis just got sucked off by a vacuum cleaner

by Sjoerd de sjoenkelman April 3, 2024

Oreo of Death

The process of drinking heavily, smoking a lot of weed, and then drinking heavily again.

Chris ate the oreo of death last night. He's still passed out in the shower.

by deadlynabisco October 13, 2011

at death's door

very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.

dying or very ill He literally was at death's door when a liver became available for transplant.

by lokhad March 30, 2017

death swipe

A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.

“You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”

“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”

“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”

“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”

“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”

by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023

Death

This is the meaning of life as always, your death is longer than your life.

I killed the cat with a screwdriver.
It was like so death.

by --SaTaN 666-- November 2, 2019