Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022

Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.

"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."

by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016

chocolate

one of the basic necessities in life, made by umpaloumpas

He was dying, so they gave him chocolate.

by teenbishkokie April 15, 2021

Chocolate

The shit.

"Chocolate is the shit," little Timmy told his friends.

by That one annoying grammar kid April 7, 2020

The chocolate swirl

When you hold someone by the feet and dip their head into a toilet full of human waste and proceed to flush the toilet while their head is fully submerged in it

Time for you to get the chocolate swirl

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023

Chocolate soup

When one person shits in your mouth and you spit it back and forth in each others mouth and use it as a lubricant. Have a fun time AND save money!

Jose: man, yesterday me and my girl tried the old chocolate soup
Miguel: i wanna try that, how’d it go
Jose: im gonna do it all the time now

by urlocalblackie April 23, 2022