A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.
The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.
by possiblyben February 24, 2019
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen July 19, 2015
by BonerMomento December 13, 2017
by BonerMomento December 13, 2017
When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023