Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.

P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021

Dog Dickin’

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.

“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.

by Slab Man October 16, 2023

Dog park

Dog Park is a place where you take a legged pooch to.

Dog parks are only for 4 legged pooches. Keep the two legged one in the car.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

dog rap

Rap about them dogs.

I love dog rap as its rap and its about dogs and I love dogs and I love rap.

by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

dog eat

tasty dog

dog : oni chan
human : oh yeah mr crabs
dog eat is very nice to do

by AiR.Ben November 10, 2019

Checking on the dog

When a guy and a girl make an unbelievably obvious attempt to slip away from social activities in order to have a make-out sesh.

Mike: Dude, I can't believe Brenda doesn't know about Dylan and Kelly.
Krista: Yeah, they have totally been checking on the Dog.

by Team Gellin October 20, 2008