Michael

The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
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michael silva

Michael Silva is the name of god, one of 2 legend's named Crixo
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Michael

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
Hey guysdid you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…
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michael shrago

THE CUTEST GUY AT NHS💕💕💕💕also has hair that looks like a palm tree.
Michael Shrago💕💕💕
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Michael McMillan

The Lord and Savior himself. If you have this name you’re basically god.
Man that dude is a Michael McMillan at basketball he’s so good.
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Michael Elias

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.
Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.
by ThatDudeBro07 May 8, 2024
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