Misleading the Queen

Suffering erectile disfunction while attempting sex with an older lady.

Hey Boris, how did it go with that cougar you picked up last night?

Oh man, I'd had way too much to drink, I ended up misleading the Queen.

by Doris Johnson September 25, 2019

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Dairy Queen Dip Cone

The DQ Dip Cone is a delicious, delectable treat served at the American fast food chain, Dairy Queen where a cone of ice cream is dipped into fast hardening chocolate coating.

However, there is a new definition floating around that describes a sex position. The position is a lengthy process of the bottom eating copious amounts of food, waiting a couple hours for it to hit the lower intestine, then doing a headstand on the bed, asshole agape, waiting for the top to dip their "cone" into the "chocolate". Then the top picks up the bottom and proceeds to shake them, ass down, like a DQ Blizzard.

Woman: I just had taco bell... Do you wanna do the Dairy Queen Dip Cone?
Man: Yeah, I set a timer for 7:30pm. I can't wait <3

by BigWillyScavver June 12, 2025

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pita queen

A gay man who prefers dating Arab gay men.

Bob: John just broke up with Sam and is already going out with Dan.

Greg: Wow aren't they both Arab?

Bob: Yeah I know he's such a Pita Queen.

by friendsofsam October 28, 2013

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burping queen

rebecca is the burping queen of england

rebecca used her burping queen powers to make mama hle extinct

by lex the farting queen April 22, 2022

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queen of comics

diana prince of the themyscira. aka wonder woman! the face of woman in comics. the blueprint for female superhero’s. number #4 most popular superhero of all time. and will forever be #1 in female superhero’s.

wonderwoman , diana prince , queen of comics

by ocxep111 August 27, 2022

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