Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009

Baby T-Rex Arm

Arm cramp that men may get as a result of spooning, when they can't figure out what to do with their other arm and its gets squished up next to their body

Jim had to deal with a baby T-Rex arm at work after spooning his wife all night without moving.

by Ninjetturtle June 29, 2014

urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."

Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)

by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016

Y e e T

Getting thrown out of a balcony

I wanted to y e e T myself so I did because of depression.

by epicmemer12 May 22, 2020

T-Shirt and Glove Weather

Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.

It's t-shirt and glove weather again today.

by Ace6040 November 18, 2020

Oh Sh*t Moment

Those moments right before disaster.

An example of an Oh Sh*t Moment: Oh Sh*t I’m speeding a hundred miles an hour straight into this wall.

by HarryPorpise July 19, 2020

Kansas City T-Bones

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.

Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!

by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012