Roll-over Drunk

A state in which a person who was drunk the day prior is acting with an increased level of stupidity.

Payton was not making any sense. The stupid comments he was making must have been the Roll-over Drunk talking.

by Fab_ July 26, 2018

roll-model

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.

Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

rick roll

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

guy: damn i got rick rolled
guy_2: LMAO

by The_guy_who_didnt_asked November 30, 2021

Reverse Swiss Roll

While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.

She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name

by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023