When you eat hot Cheetos and it inflamitates your butthole while you mudd butt. Its like a volcano exploding out of your anus.
"I just ate a whole bag of cheddar jalapeno cheetos and i took a spicy cheeto poop"
"woah that happened to me this morning! it feels so good and it gives me an orgasm"
"woah that happened to me this morning! it feels so good and it gives me an orgasm"
by threechinksinapod January 21, 2018
Get the Spicy Cheeto poopmug. The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.
Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?
Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019
Get the Global Poop Networkmug. When you slowly slink into your room mate's room and defecate on his sleeping significant other and slink quietly out.
by Olah June 28, 2012
Get the Creep 'n' Poopmug. When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
by honkbert March 14, 2008
Get the poop fart gamblemug. The after effects of over-saucing your pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from Don Pepino can be seen in the form of a bright red coloured stool known as the Don Pepino poop.
Often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.
Often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.
"Dude - I slopped half a jar or Don Pepino onto my Red Baron pizza last night. My shit is so red that I've made the toilet pan look like the Japanese flag!"
"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn't squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."
"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn't squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."
by Monty Cornwall October 6, 2008
Get the Don Pepino poopmug. When someone poops into someone elses butt-hole, and then they poop it back into their butt-hole, with the same poop. Forever.
"Like I'll poop into her butt-hole. And then she'll poop it back... into my butt... hole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever." Poop back and forth.
by Ben & Milkey April 27, 2006
Get the poop back and forthmug. the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.
a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈
a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈
by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022
Get the certified poop niggamug.