Penis dog

A hot dog but it's a penis in a hot dog bun

Before preforming portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Sam has a Walker penis.

by Illusion Labs AB July 13, 2020

Penis ramming

Forcibly sharing a secret with an unwilling person.

Ugh Jenny is such a drag, she's always penis ramming me at parties with her Amsterdam secrets.

by 'Sodge November 22, 2013

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

Mung Penis.

A stank cock and balls. Wither and shut the fuck up.

a nigger mung penis.

by aleksandrie March 17, 2023

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018