Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.
"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."
by d3str0yer June 16, 2024
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milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .
"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"
by monica fukin bondatti April 08, 2014
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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 07, 2021
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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 04, 2024
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milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.
Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.
by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017
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mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.
Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!
by GotBUSH November 22, 2016
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Dookie Milk Theory

Dookie milk describes a white women that has been with black men.

Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????
Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????

Example; She dookie milk bro, just thought you should know!!
by Nark Twain October 11, 2021
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