Getting the milk

The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers

I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years

by Mongoose_GD May 25, 2022

Milk Nose

When you put the tip of your dick up to a girls nose and nut

person 1, I gave Stacy a Milk Nose yesterday at her house
person 2, Damn nice.

by Windman111 June 1, 2019

Breast milk

People call it milk but its more like milk flavored cream

A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU

by stawckbattl December 31, 2023

Milk

The best drink in the world. It's good for your bones. If you're lactose intolerant or allergic to milk, I am so sorry.

Kid A: Hey man, do you want me to make you a glass of milk?
Kid B: Yeah, sure.

by localized3 April 18, 2023

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

powdered milk

THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER WTF WHO WOULD DRINK THIS TYPE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SO DISGUSTING ITS LIKE PUTTING MILK IN WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POWDERED MILK FUCKING SUCKS - cummin xD

by cummin xD December 6, 2021