Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
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by @facts November 23, 2021
Get the Michael mug.Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name
girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine
Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
other girl: yea he so fine
Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021
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girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine
Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
other girl: yea he so fine
Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021
Get the Michael mug.Michael is the guy that tries too hard to be different. He thinks he’s so cool with his chains and underground music taste but he’s just using it to fuel his ego because he hates himself so much. He is very difficult to get along with because he is so mentally disturbed that he can’t be bothered having normal conversations anymore. He claims that he’s nice “deep down,” but that’s just him convincing himself that he’s not a sociopath.
by Die hard Deathabat November 23, 2021
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