
by Fartcake February 9, 2018

Michael is the most loving , caring , and overprotective person you could have . He brings so much joy into your life and just at the right time . He loves sports , he’s devoted to it , he loves video games and music .Michael didn’t have a great dad but he is a great man . He is so sweet and generous and sincere you would think this man is perfect. He is very open ! so when he is telling you how he feels listen cause if you don’t that’s it don’t expect him to open is heart to you again. Michael is the best friend you can ever have he loves to make you laugh he is a comedian. He will fight for you and be there for you when no one else will !! Michaela is so tender hearted and loving please don’t take his kindness for weakness you’ll regret losing him because you’ll miss him very much . Michael is the definition of loyal , faithful, and honest. He’s been hurt a lot but a Michael never gives up he’s strong and loves hard . He is not to be crossed he’ll knock you out as quick as you crossed him. If u meet a Michael keep him he’s a God sent man or true friend he’ll never judge you but will tell u the truth & he will never lead you the wrong way . If you hurt Michael shame on you .
by elverdaderokk November 23, 2021

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.
by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
by lxserings December 5, 2021

by geuis November 25, 2017

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."
"John Michael makes me a better person"
"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021
