Jack Sparrow

jack sparrow is soooooooooo hot!!!! he is so smart, cool, hot, and hilarious! but he's also drunk, bad and dishonest, but who cares hey, hes hot!

i'm hot!

by jack sparrow lover December 12, 2003

cracker jack

A crazy, silly, or nutty person

That guy is such a cracker jack!!!

by 1Anon. April 26, 2006

bloody jack

When a girl has her period into a cup, and a guy cums into the cup, they mix it up and drink it.

Your sister and I bloodyjacked last night.

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

jack sparrow

The worst pirate we have ever seen.

But we have heard of him!

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

Apple Jacking

The event of a thief or robber stealing an iPod or Apple product.

"Yo, that guys apple jacking me," Tyrone said as the thief ran away with his iPod.

by Teh_North_Star December 27, 2009

Sneaky Jack

When a guy jacks off in bed while his partner is asleep

Girl to friend "I woke up last night to my guy doing a sneaky jack"

Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"

by Bigworm13 October 3, 2010

Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.

Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.

by Robel December 31, 2008