street douche 

To be a whole lotta suck, to the point where you make people sick.

See douche bag, asshole, bitch

Shut up street douche!

street douche by Thuggalette (The Deuce) November 16, 2004

Huge Douche 

Someone who surpasses douche. Just the word Douche can't really explain the level of douche.

Ex: Even an instance such as a rapture could not explain how high above regular douche you are.

Ex: What a HUGE douche. I can't even just use one word to describe how douchy this guy is.

Huge Douche by yeup2 March 8, 2010

meta-douche-asis 

1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.

Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

Girl 2: Total douche.

meta-douche-asis by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011

hockey douche 

That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.

Look at Eckholm Tryna Trap Those hoes, what a hockey douche.

hockey douche by ekal5 April 29, 2014

five faggot douche bunch

Five Finger Death Punch.
Common favorite band of roid raging Tap out shirt wearing shitty lifted diesel truck with fag stacks that never tows anything driving small penis having inbred sister fucking insecure overly aggressive posers who say they love death metal like five finger death punch.

Also

Five Finger Death Punch is just Creed for angry alcoholic dads. A soundtrack for beating the kids.

Say, you like five faggot douche bunch?
It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't.

five faggot douche bunch by Jake Bergen June 10, 2018

Cooter Douche 

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"

Man that guy is being such a cooter douche

Cooter Douche by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009

Solar Douche Darkus

Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.

Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)

Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?

Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole

Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus

Solar Douche Darkus by R Crumb March 10, 2010