nsfw day

anytime can be this day! what this day does is that it allows you to do nsfw to anybody against their will! they cant do anything about it. no matter what. but you can do nsfw to anyone in public or in private! remember, this can be any day at anytime. so if you want to survive, lock all doors and trust nobody.

billy: hi!
BlakeNotFound: its nsfw day
billy: oh fu-

by BlakeNotFound April 1, 2021

Chimney day

April 6th of every year, post a picture of a chimney with absolutely no context

“Hey man don’t forget tomorrow is chimney day”. “Oh yeah thanks for the reminder”

by L-papi April 5, 2021

Sitting Day

August 5th is a day dedicated to the act of sitting. A great day to do nothing but sit around

Hey its Sitting Day, lets go sit on the floor!

by Anon312526523 April 7, 2021

Sad Day

April 20 the day you can Cry whenever you want infront of public and show how much you hate life

I am gonna cry all day cause it's sad day

by Kimnamjoony April 12, 2021

Chestburster Day

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender, how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This parody holiday was inspired by Alien Day, that is an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.

"Hey It's Chestburster Day!"

"Got your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"

by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021

Day 0

The first day in Polytopia, used to make your first plays

"That vengir made a swordsman on day 0"

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021

Comedy Day

Occurs on May 12th, in which comedic actions are three times as frequent.

guy 1: it's Comedy Day!
guy 2: why did the chicken cross the road
guy 1: not this one, anything but this
guy 2: to get to the other side
guy 1: you're a comedy genius

by NyanMinecrafter April 15, 2021