“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
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person 1: I would like an ice cream with the flavor vanilla and strawberry insida a cone, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and the final touch, a cherry on top!
person 2: … right away sir…
person 2: … right away sir…
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My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.
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