bro thinks he’s hikaru

A suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your butthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a boner sent via text or E-mail.

An adaption of the infamous cool story bro

Chess: Yeah so I was totes spooning with Seth last night, and he kept pushing his boner into my ass. I was like cool boner bro.

Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.

by LightningC0bra October 27, 2011

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don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

by mrpotty September 19, 2007

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Baddie Baka bro day

March 1st or any weekend the week before is a Day to celebrate your baddie baka bro’s and all the baddie baka hoes

“OMG ITS BADDIE BAKA BRO DAY
TIME TO GET LAZY AND CRY IN THE CORNER!”

by Emo Person on the Internet February 07, 2023

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