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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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The game where you can be a racer where people WILL HIT YOU ON THE REAR MAKE YOU SPIN AROUND 1 MILLION TIMES WHILE SAYING HAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahhAHhaHAHahHAh EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ EEZE ZE E E ZEZEEZE EZE ZE
by TheManWhoHasNoIdea July 28, 2021
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No Battles

Just as if you were to call dibs, you can call “No Battles” to claim that spot or item and nobody can do anything about it. However if somebody only says “Battles” then they are asking for a duel in battle for that specific spot or item, whether it’s a game of horse on the hoops or Rock Paper Scissors.
“Ayoo Jim I call shotgun!”
“Sorry Phil, but I call shotgun, NO BATTLES”
“Damnit , Jim you got me!”
by Littlesavage July 29, 2021
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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
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1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes
When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.
by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021
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lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.
Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you
by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021
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Makeshift Battybwoi

Just another way of calling someone a battyboy (homosexual). Basically battyboy with extra steps
See dat pussyhole ova desso, him act like some makeshift battybwoi
by Astnee Spreteng September 4, 2021
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