Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

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Blue Dog

slang for a police officer, less controversial than calling them pigs, but holds more disdain than just calling them a cop.
"blue" from the color of their uniform, "dog" for several reasons, including their use of drug sniffing dogs and police dogs, they are expected to follow orders, they can be violent, sniffing their noses in people's business, etc. etc.

A: man some blue dog pointed a gun at my brother just cause he was walkin around his own neighborhood!

A: hey man how's it goin? you get any trouble from blue dogs lately?
B: nah man, there's nothin on me for those hounds to sniff out anyway

by tuffluck April 17, 2020

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Dirty Dog

When you partake in the act of slowly inserting your entire left arm covered in mud in the anus your 5 pound chihuahua

Jenny: Did you hear Evan did A dirty dog yesterday at Johns house

Sarah: Jesus Christ jenny were at a bible study

by Horsefucker420 April 24, 2020

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shorty dog

When driving on a two lane road, where both lanes are going in the same direction, and you are stuck behind two cars going the same speed, and you cannot get past.

Sometimes also known as shawty dog or shawty dawg or shorty dawg

I'm being shorty dogged and it's triggering my road rage!!

by jelpotato April 25, 2020

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