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top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night
“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller
by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020
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top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
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Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny
by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018
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Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011
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Top-D

Top-D is a fictional character that represents "Andrew Tate" wearing a "D-class" branded orange jumpsuit. He is found within the SCP Fractured Reality. He is usually has a Cigar in his mouth, a katana on his back, an anomalous Mop, and Russian heavy armor. He is usually a Janitor for the SCP foundation, but if he gets angered. He will attempt to escape and gain his katana and kill the ones that pissed him off.
Damn, Top-D is so fucking hot

Damn, Top-D just chopped that dude in half.
by Jerry Box July 21, 2023
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top flight clinician

A counselor who thinks he knows every thing. with a bumpy face and talks about his self in the third person stance .
by hot pipe tina May 7, 2018
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Top

The partner in a situation that inserts the penis into the other partner, also known as a bottom. These terms don't relate to a sexual position.
by WildoTheDildo October 10, 2021
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