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pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.
My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!
by Pistachiolvr October 11, 2013
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whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.
by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013
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Push the Bush

To buy a drink of Bushmills Irish Whiskey for your friend. White Bush, Red Bush, Black Bush It doesn't matter the color of your favorite Bush, all Bushes are good.
Push a bush before you push the bush.
by Ak47 the hornet March 17, 2017
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George Bush

A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.

Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.

Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
by Lil Jizzie May 8, 2025
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Rory Bush

Forever my First love and my last <3 and your kinda swaggie
by Alice hehhe March 8, 2022
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Tied bushes

When the two lower bushes meet. (You know what I mean ;3)
Jeff and I totally tied bushes last night.
by FishBread January 2, 2019
mugGet the Tied bushesmug.

bush breasts

OMG...that dude has hairy moobs!! Dude those are Bush Breasts!!
by Psikopathikly Speaking July 15, 2014
mugGet the bush breastsmug.

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