Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon

by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018

wet tester

Another name for a penis/peter.

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."

by Keli S. July 6, 2008

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

Wet Betty

Similar to a wet Willy, except the person sticks a finger into ones butthole.

No way Trevor just gave her a Wet Betty.

by PP Tet April 22, 2019

oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

by Smurfton December 19, 2017

wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

by iamasexpartaker January 15, 2010

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014