Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear August 01, 2021

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 09, 2023

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018

milk disease

milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week

lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk

abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!

by milkymoo February 07, 2020

Holy milk

Holy milk is the milk you use to make yaself nica.

Person 1: You know what's long and black?😏
Person 2: Boy you need some holy milk

by Gdyshd February 23, 2016

Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.

Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.

by Nicnasi February 24, 2022