Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

You're Sucking All My Bandwidth by PBay November 4, 2009

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Cock-Block-Sucker

One who physically blocks cock by sucking it.

I would get with him, but that girl is being a cock-block-sucker.

Cock-Block-Sucker by gynxed May 5, 2011

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ur rubber ducky give sucky

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.

Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

ur rubber ducky give sucky by Because we're retarded August 29, 2018

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Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker

COWARD

Bitch wouldn't come out to fight, Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker

Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker by Moonie Money March 27, 2020

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