TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Fish Finger Butty

When a female inserts her fingers into her unwashed vagina and then proceeds to shove her fingers up your ass

Eric: Babe i’m really horny right now
Louis: One fish finger butty coming right up

by thefishfingerer March 11, 2023

Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023

Filet O' Fish

When you ejaculate into a female's vagina that has a yeast infection and bacterial vaginosis.

"I gave her the Filet O' Fish last night."

"What the fuck?"

by sexhaver6969696969 April 13, 2023

half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

Mahi mahi fish

Colorful acrobatic fish MOST known for their HUGE spawn along the reef in the early spring months along the coast of Florida...

Table Fare - Peasant food

Holy shit! Look at that bull n cow mahi mahi fish spawning under that frigate in 120'..... wooooooooooweeeeeee

by Science known facts September 1, 2017

Drag Race Fishing

A tactic to show off the power of a sleeper car againts a fast car (Viper, corvette, mustang, etc.).
Rules
1. Complement the fast car.
2. Downplay the power of your car.
3. Bet them that they can outrun the sleeper car.
4. Race.
Used mainly on the show street outlaws by a duo named Farmtruck and AZN

Nuff said, Drag Race Fishing is basically pretty self explanation

by XxDemonKingxX February 25, 2019