dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

Fire spitting dragon

When you ejaculate blood out of the penis

I’m a fire spitting dragon when I ejaculate.

by MyDickSmol April 12, 2020

dumpster fire

Dumpster fire is the main reason why we come to streams. That's it.

Okay... this stream is a total dumpster fire.

I like watching this dumpster fire!

I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.

by Rose the Theme Park Queen May 14, 2021

Return fire

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you

Girl, "Did you enjoy the blowjob?"
Guy,"Yeah. I just wish you didn't return fire"

by John919818 November 20, 2017

Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017