Pride Eating

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits

Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY

by ButtMaster77 May 2, 2015

eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023

Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach

Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!

by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022

Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

National eat ass day

April 13th is National Eat Ass Day

Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018

Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.

I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.

by Eidorb Norton the Unseemly May 29, 2024