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Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
mugGet the Sour crack kidmug.

Tuck Between the Crack

Slang term for when someone with male genitalia tucks their appendage between their legs to make it less obvious.
Before she finished her drag look, she made sure to tuck between the crack.
by Mazal_Tov_Jess April 17, 2021
mugGet the Tuck Between the Crackmug.

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
mugGet the board up the crack housemug.

back crack

back crack, back crack it’s the crack that smiles back with things and knick nacks too.
by thankiest thanker March 22, 2022
mugGet the back crackmug.

happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
You are my happy-crack.”
I’m on my happy-crack.”
by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021
mugGet the happy-crackmug.

crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.
"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."
by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008
mugGet the crack bracketmug.

crack

Something you shouldn't do. Stay in school kids..
Friend: "hey want some crack?! All the cool kids are doing it"

You: "no thanks that's bad"
by ggal September 15, 2015
mugGet the crackmug.

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