Blue Rule

If it exists, then Twitter will complain about it.

Hey man don’t tweet about food, remember the Blue Rule.

by Yes Yesington July 23, 2021

Rule

Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?

Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."

Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...

Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."

Iam *sigh* "The rule..."

Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2022

Urban dictionaries rules

A thing noone follows

Please read the Urban dictionaries rules

by Therealfivee January 7, 2025

Ava Rule

This rule states that a person using this rule must take a bath every day, if they are to miss their bath then it would be dangerous for everyone around them. If you know anyone like this do NOT let them miss a single bath or it could be the death of you. One very important notice, this rule does NOT apply to men or boys. It’s not gender specific because I say, that’s just the nature of the rule.

Boy1: She takes a bath like every day man.

Boy2: She must follow that Ava Rule man.

Oh man that girl must have missed their bath... we should get out of here.

by SirInfoTheBrave January 23, 2018

Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

Rule 35

Rule 35: "If the song exist there's a gay version of it"

Person 1: Hey wanna watch some rule 35
Person 2: no wtf is it porn
Person 1: Nah it's just some funny shit
Person 1 : *Shows Blueberry Gaygo*
Person 1 and 2:LMAO

by MrRetard609 October 27, 2020

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by fortniterule213894 March 26, 2024