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The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.
Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
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unspoken rule of armrests

when sharing armrests with a complete stranger, you should always use the front of the armrest on your left side and the back of the armrest on the right
this guy aint respecting the unspoken rule of armrests
by origami_XD September 3, 2016
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Rule 34

Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the internet. It says "If it exists, there is porn of it." Rule34.xxx is the largest collection of porn on Earth, and its slogan is Rule 34. Some keywords actually do not have art, such as THICC_KOMALA_(Pokemon).
"Hey man, I looked at Rule 34 last night."
"You're only 13."
"So?"
"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR JERKING OFF TO LOPUNNY"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIT"
"WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
"NOOOOO"
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Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.
When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.
by Babiyodah September 18, 2023
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The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep
Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"
by Malgin February 15, 2024
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Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"
Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911
by KTech May 9, 2018
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Ludington Rules

Over wordy public displays aka Signs of Virtue Signalling what ought to be inner compulsions of categorical imperative, do unto others.
THe Ludington Rules signs were unwelcome in a Village bristling with signs like a bailed-up kuni kuni, a hedgehog or a porcupine.
by PartisanZ July 13, 2023
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