"Man my phone died and I had to take a 90's poop."
"That's horrible."
"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"
"That's horrible."
"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"
by The Greaseman January 2, 2014
Get the 90's poopmug. When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Get the sitting on a poop knobmug. The day after Superbowl Sunday.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
Pat: Hey man, you taking off of work for National Poop Day?
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
by K-Slice33 February 25, 2011
Get the National Poop Daymug. a poop tic-tac is the small pellet of poop that gets stuffed in your peehole when having unprotected sex with a girls butt
oh snap playa ! ol'grrrl looked like a hindi when i pulled out and shot that poop tic-tac in between her eyes
by wiggz1 October 7, 2011
Get the poop tic-tacmug. A nickname for somebody that you dislike. Shortened to SPF, also manages to create little SPFs with whomever he pleases. Has a tendency to eat his young.
by strudel and cherry pie July 27, 2010
Get the stinky poop facemug. Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane
by zippersocks October 4, 2019
Get the islamic poop torturemug. by ToteYote November 16, 2020
Get the Pooping with the door openmug.