piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019

Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

cat piss chicken

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game

Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

by 6969anonymous April 3, 2019

pissed

what you are feeling right now

I am very pissed yesterday.

by RedTomato1240 April 6, 2019

Piss Ant

Phrase used to describe one who is acting like they have a ball sack for a brain. This is not considered a bad word, but may be offensive to some.

Jp is such a piss ant! What the shit!

by piss ant April 6, 2019

piss on the lid

The idea of pissing on the lid is when you literally say fuck it, and you do something in an unorthadox manner. It is a method of explaining how an act performed where not a single fuck was given.

"I couldn't find a parking spot, so I decided to piss on the lid and parked in the fire lane with my flashers on"

by 94caprice April 15, 2019

john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden

John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"

by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019