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The old dean

A huge rundown estate segregated from the rest of the town that is used to express someone’s attraction towards a woman. There are levels to the phrase for example if an attractive 6/10 is being friendly with you behind the counter as you pay for your shopping, when you leave you might turn to your friend and say you’d take her to the old dean. However if you see an 8/10 or above and are really getting the horn you might let out a “ooooogghhhhh” after she’s walked past and say that you’d take her to the old dean and back! The highest level of old dean is taking a girl to the top of the old dean tower and back down again, this can be done multiple times.

On a Separate note it can also be used to express levels of other states of being. For example after a night of raving on Dizz, Ket, or whatever your vitamins of choice are, you finally tuck into multiple jeffreys/biftas/zutes and are absolutely chonged. Your mate asks if you are alright as you are chewing your face off while looking like you’ve just discovered the meaning of life whilst staring at some wallpaper, you may reply that you are chonged to the old dean and back (levels of old dean apply here too)
“OGGGGHHH MATE!!! Did you see that blonde that just walked past? Fuck ME I would take her to the old dean and BACK!” “I’d take her to the top of the old dean tower and back down again at least 8 times a week!! Fucking hell” “yeah I’d take her to the old dean” “I am absolutely Fucking chonged to the old dean and back” “I am absolutely old deaned mate fuckin hell mate”
by PFresh November 26, 2020
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g(old)

"dude... put on some g(old)"
by cheiyvaz November 21, 2018
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Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol
by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016
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Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.
Oh he is such an old man steve
by Elias59 October 27, 2020
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13 year old

Most discriminated age in the world by evryone, well you kow what we think of you adults? We think you are lusty, ungrateful, dumb idiots.
Adults are always watcthing penis and pussy romance.

They are always so fucking ungrateful, always complaining!
13 year old kid in a 13 year old human being
by Ajdafi February 17, 2024
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Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry
That old man Larry is such a cock block
by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023
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The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!
by Blackberry April 8, 2015
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