albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth

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by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

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two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

by squirt kobain June 1, 2010

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beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

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Poke the Monkey

Ask for one's opinion knowing that it may be terse or unfavorable.

Bob: What do you think about Obama?
Ed: Do you really want to poke the monkey....

by IndianaGuy June 19, 2016

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sneak dick monkey

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.

My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....

by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021

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