may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021

tillie-may

the literal best girl on the entire planet. the most beautiful, sweet and cutest girl ever. literally, if you searched up perfect in the dictionary, you'd see right there a picture of her.

friend: wow have you seen that girl, tillie-may?
me: yeah she's literally perfect

by appl__ November 6, 2020

May 17

National boyfriend show their pp day

All boyfriends do this!!

GF“Hey today is may 17😉”
BF” oh yeah “*unzip*

by Kawaiitootrappy May 15, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

May 19th

A shitty day too be born on.

May 19th.
Mom giving birth: AHHHHH
Baby: WAAAA
Mom: Ew this baby cries too much...this isnt my child. Such a crybaby.
Mom: Give this baby up for adoption.

by Steve Harveyy/Farnstico March 17, 2022

may 30th

national give your bf/gf head day,
and have lots of fun ;)

omg it may 30th, yknow what that meansssss

by then1c3guy July 27, 2022