Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
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Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
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milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.
by PenisHead5467 March 09, 2020
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Milk Monkey

A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice
Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut
by Dhshann July 19, 2023
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Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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dirty milk wormshake

A sexual prank were a male cums/ejaculates in a milk shake with worms and feeds it to his partner.
"Damn i gave that girl a dirty milk wormshake"
by Lick it like a lolipop January 03, 2020
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cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi February 15, 2018
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