May 27th

National Roadhead day! Any guy can aend this to any girl he is talking to and she has to give him road head, or a blowjob in a vehicle period!

Hey girl it’s may 27th meaning it’s road head day!

by Haywood JaBlowme9! May 27, 2024

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may 21

the start of gemini szn 👌🏾

“you know it’s may 21st right?”

by rennys November 29, 2023

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6 May

It's the day were a beautiful asf pig pig girl was born 🐷

6 May is the best day

by Nocknockhousekeeping November 20, 2021

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This girl has really pretty eyes but I can’t never see what’s behind there, she’s also really annoying and doesn’t appreciate facts about Charlie and the chocolate factory or shitty Facebook market place facts but at the end of the day that’s okay because I’m conclusion she’s a faggot I bet you were excited to see what I wrote and now is disappointed

Emmie-may wants drink Cause she’s bored

by Secret faggot number 2 November 21, 2021

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May 3rd

National Blawg day. Have intimate relations with your best Blawg

“Yo it’s May 3rd, blawg day” “really? Looks like I gotta go make out with blawg”

by Therealalphamale666 May 2, 2024

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Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

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