J's

abbreviation for joints.

Did anybody bring any J's to the function?

by Wingwangwow28 July 23, 2019

Michael J.

Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.

Wow that guy reminds me of a Michael J.

by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021

Pa-J-Ja's

Pronounced Pa-Jay-Jays, the word is a slang term for pajamas. It sounds cooler than saying Pajamas or Jammies.

Hang-on babe, let me get my Pa-J-Ja's on first.

by littlecorona April 30, 2021

J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

1. j

A term used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent a very large number. It's very large that it's incomprehensible.

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I just got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching Person 1 playing: What?? How did you do that??

by mreatha February 4, 2025

J-Truck

When ever your homie has a dump truck and their name starts with a J.

Dang Jalen, you’ve got a J-Truck. Since when have you been packin all that cake.

by Joe Mamma( * ) March 16, 2021

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025