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Fuck off money

Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different
Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"
Fuck off money by rdjm01 March 28, 2015
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Fuck Nugget 

A sex slave who has no arms or legs
ive got a fuck nugget in my basement

fuck boy 

the entire male population of public high shools
Goddamn these fuck boys need to not
fuck boy by phenomenomenom February 16, 2015

[Fuck] hunter

People who join singles dating websites seeking sex not relationships.
Everytime I meet a guy from the website he turns out to be a fuck hunter and not a sincere single man looking for a relationship.

Fuck Meter 

The amount of exitement exerted by the female during sexual intercourse; the intensity of sexual intercourse
When I fucked that dude, my fuck meter was turned off.

Your fuck meter is off the charts!
Fuck Meter by ChanMan415 October 20, 2008

Fuck-Stuck 

Describes a period of time in which one is perpetually not getting fucked. Similar to a dry spell. Could also imply an individual getting repeatedly cock-blocked in a short period of time.
Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, so how's it going with Whatshername?
"Shit man. I'm totally fuck-stuck."

Ex. 2 - "That party last night was balls, man. I got cock-blocked 4 times in a row! Every goddamn chick I talked to man!"
"Haha, totally fuck-stuck!"
Fuck-Stuck by Jabourasaurus April 10, 2009