This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.
by NoComment00 May 7, 2007
Get the the fire islandmug. The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023
Get the Couch Firemug. by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018
Get the Forest Firemug. When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis
by Daddy Yanky 4 U April 6, 2021
Get the Australian Bush Firemug. Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.
He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.
by Slade_TK December 9, 2018
Get the fire handmug. The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays
by Diknonymous March 28, 2025
Get the Alabama Fire Extinguishermug. In wich the Pubic region is an affro and flaming red (as in fire). Therefore "Affro Fire" Aka Jenna R. (She loves Mista Milla) <3
by minipimp February 1, 2009
Get the affro firemug.