Ass Cheese

When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.

Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.

by J walka May 18, 2016

Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese

John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it

by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017

Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

Butt Cheese

The squishy poop that comes out of your butthole, not wet enough to be diarrhea but not hard enough to be regular poop.

Aw dawg, that's nasty, you got some stinky butt cheese

by NiggerFuckShitBitch January 2, 2020

Cheese Sprinkles

The thoughtless phrase you accidentally use when you want to say grated cheese but your mind went blank.

"What did you put on it?"
"Threw some tomato sauce on it and then someeee... uhhh. Um cheese sprinkles! Yeh just keepin' it simple"

by Lexicognitive April 17, 2020

Cheese Gating

Common misspelling of "Cheese Grating"

The act of grating cheese into fine slices.

Hi darling, the Cheese Gating needs doing.

by jns7 May 13, 2020

Top Cheese

A term used by hockey players meaning the puck crosses the goal line at the top of the net

Did you see Chad take a ripper top cheese at the tendy last night?

by Thunderhky35 May 17, 2020