A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.
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Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
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Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
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Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
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2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
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