5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023

Old YBA

"OMG OLD YBA WAS BETTER UZU SUCKS ASS OMG!!!11! OLD YBA WAS BETTER ONG"

the 1 shot sptw combo from old yba:

"Hey Jimmy, do you remember Old YBA? I heard it's better than YBA right now. Sounds like cap to me tbh."

by BombuClauduo April 3, 2023

The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.

Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw

by StonedAF October 13, 2023

YAOBW (yet another old bitter woman)

Y.a.o.b.w.

Today I got yelled by yaobw (yet another old bitter woman)

by Im42 February 26, 2024

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish

dr seuss rap lines

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀

by amongstusall October 2, 2022

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018