John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

michael porter

The single definition of a walking bucket

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?

by Dirty oger March 12, 2022

Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021

Michael Majewski

A kind, amazing, and well known teacher in California. He is resourceful, intelligent, kind, and caring.

"We need for Michael Majewskis in this world.

by Your local christian May 4, 2021

Michael Ray

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.

Girl: IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL RAY
girl2: he likes someone else
Girl: oh

by lotionluver November 18, 2019

michael

a wise person .He doesn't like to share his problems but is a very good friend to have .he's quite moody at times and he's also a ladies man.he's quite romantic and easy to fall in love with too.

I have a friend who's quite a michael.

by selzydjebz June 8, 2024