Knows his way around a mud pie

A term used to describe a man who is genuinely "country" and hardworking. It signifies that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, is capable of handling manual labor, and has the grit required for rural life.

"Don't worry about the truck breaking down out here; Jackson's with us, and he knows his way around a mud pie. He'll have us moving in ten minutes."

by Sarcophagus December 25, 2025

Pie

Pie is a word you call your close friends. If you think they're kinda crazy but still chill.

Ey pie come here with your big a** head.
Pie buy some beer for me. :)

by Ikgainhasseltnaarschoolvandaar October 23, 2020

sackle pie

The thing all football players take a big bite out of after tackling the opposing quarterback.

UGA player: NOM NOM NOM!!!!! I'm loving that sackle pie bitch!

Auburn Player: *sigh... I suck, and have no friends.

by random 1348 July 28, 2010

Pie boy

A guy who eats a creampie out of any orifice.

‘Hey girl, lemme be your pie boy and lick that cream pie out of your pussy’

by drbigBoobs April 10, 2023

pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan September 28, 2008

gay pie

A cream and cum filled pie in which a homosexual has sex with.

“Hey man, I heard you fucked that gay pie really good last night.”

by webuildforts June 9, 2020

American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023