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Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.
'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.
by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005
mugGet the Crappin Bummug.

bum chigger

for someone or something to be irritating, ugly, or an overall bad thing
by stick.bug June 5, 2021
mugGet the bum chiggermug.

Bum

"Bum":

A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
"Joe is a bum, particularly a stinky one; I can smell him from across the classroom."
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
mugGet the Bummug.

Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full
Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!
by Dobby38 April 25, 2025
mugGet the Hot cock bummug.

Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time
"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"
by Rourkie August 22, 2022
mugGet the Sparrows bum crackmug.

Bum Cum

When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.
Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.
by B.ucum August 26, 2021
mugGet the Bum Cummug.

bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers
by Gapezy June 27, 2017
mugGet the bum rugmug.

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