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No Nut November

"im doing no nut november"
"ur such an idiot"
by idkwhattoputhere_ November 7, 2020
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Are you nut?

It has multiple uses and definitions.

Are you crazy?

What the fuck!?!

Are you STOOPID?!
James, "Want to fuck?"

Lisa, "Are you nut?! You're my brother."

Jenny *tries to kiss Jay*

Jay *dodges*
Jay proceeds to yell in a pineapple matter, "Are you nut?! I'm gay!"

Ryan, *proceeds hit another car in the mall parking lot*

Reynolds (the sexually intimidating victim) whispered in a distressed manner, "That's concerningly unfortunate."

Ryan, "Sorry I'm an applesquareious and the moon was shiny, so I hit your car."
Reynolds looks at crazy astrology girl, "Are you nut?"
by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021
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Nut Glaze

The fine film of female ejaculant left on your testicles after having sex all night.
Dude I boned Tess all night and had to get up and wash off the nut glaze before it dried.
by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010
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Nut pickle

What your penis looks like after you cum inside a grangrenous vagina
Dude, I totally busted a nut inside this chick but now my dick itches.

Bro, you got nut pickle.
by RedSnook82 July 10, 2016
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tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.
"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"
by JeebusDa3rd August 4, 2008
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Nut Dreadlock

A single twisted, knotted mat of hair protruding from the side of a woman's head obtained when the man she has just finished giving oral sex to has ejaculated into her scalp then quickly rubbed it in with his hands (in the hand-warming motion of rubbing them together quickly).

If performed correctly, the result is permanent and can only be removed by cutting off the entire Dreadlock with scissors. It may or may not be kept as a trophy by the man.
"Yo, remember that bitch that shot me down at the Senior Prom, back in the day?"

"Yeah, she's still pretty hot these days. And she's still a bitch, yo."

"Yo, I saw her at the bar last night, got her drunk, took her home and gave that bitch a Nut Dreadlock! I got it hangin' from my rearview mirror, yo!"
by I R Bin February 24, 2010
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Joe Nuts

1) The word you use to piss the crap out of people when in conversations.

2) Can be used to end conversations when things get strange or boring.

3) The thing you say after you tell somebody about Joe.
1) Person 1: Alright so did you that in episode 7 of Star Wars... Person 2: Joe Nuts. Person 1) God dahmit you piece of shi-

2) Person 1: So basically after Hawkeye saw his family fade away, he turned into- Person 2: well Joe Nuts. Person 1: ok ill stop

3) Person 1: Oh yeah COD Warzone is doing a colab with Joe! Person 2: Cool, whos Joe by the way Person 1: Heheheh.. You fell for my trap... JOE NUTS BABYYYYYYYYY
by 4our20wenty6ix9ine May 13, 2021
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